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Five Questions to Ponder On Saturday

If the story was written today, would the tortoise have cheated?

Why don't auto insurance companies run their own driving schools?

Why do companies put up signs thanking you for your patronage after they go out of business?

Why didn't Jerry just put a fridge in the hallway?

Why are some bumper stickers too small to read when you are more than two feet away?